BLACK FRIDAY–THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS?

Coleman Commentaries

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE TWIN TIERS…THIS FRIDAY IS BLACK FRIDAY AND I HOPE THAT THIS YEAR NO ONE GETS STAMPEDED AND CRUSHED TO DEATH BY AN OUT OF CONTROL MOB OF SHOPPERS.

THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR WHEN AN INNOCENT MAN WAS TRAMPLED TO DEATH AT A WAL-MART ON LONG ISLAND. IT’S UNFORTUNATE…BUT OTHERWISE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS…CAN SOMETIMES TURN INTO ANGRY, RUDE, AND OUT OF CONTROL BARBARIANS THE MORNING AFTER THANKSGIVING. AND FOR WHAT? A CHEAP TOASTER? A CHEAP DVD PLAYER? A CHEAP MICROWAVE?

SOMETIMES KIND AND LOVING PARENTS EVEN GET CAUGHT UP IN A RETAIL RUNNING OF THE BULLS INTO BIG BOX DEPARTMENT STORES ON BLACK FRIDAY TO GET THE LATEST TOY FOR THEIR KIDS. I HOPE THAT THIS FRIDAY PEOPLE BEHAVE THEMSELVES WHEN SHOPPING. BELIEVE ME…LOTS OF MERCHANDISE WILL STILL BE IN THE STORES ON SATURDAY…AND THERE WILL BE BARGAINS GALORE THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON.

 

SO…HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND HAPPY SHOPPING EVERYONE.

WITH COMMENTARY…I’M DR. STEPHEN HURRICANE COLEMAN THE THIRD…THAT’S MY OPINION…WHAT’S YOURS?

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